- aries: we're all obese to the point that we're handicapped
- taurus: we thrive off of junk food, especially mickey d's
- gemini: everything is SUPERSIZE, bigger is better
- cancer: we all live in trailer parks
- leo: we worship walmart
- virgo: we all love country music
- libra: we all own guns and are military crazy
- scorpio: we're all insanely patriotic and obsess over the fourth of july
- sagittarius: we barely ever travel, let alone get off our own couches
- capricorn: we totally lake cultural awareness and are extremely racist
- aquarius: we all have southern accents
- pisces: we only drive, never walk
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#leo #i do fucking love walmart tho
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